{"id":1365,"date":"2026-03-29T15:40:04","date_gmt":"2026-03-29T12:40:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gazeta.am\/?p=1365"},"modified":"2026-03-29T15:40:05","modified_gmt":"2026-03-29T12:40:05","slug":"javais-prevu-une-soiree-simple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gazeta.am\/?p=1365","title":{"rendered":"J\u2019avais pr\u00e9vu une soir\u00e9e simple."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Rien d\u2019extraordinaire. Juste un d\u00eener tranquille, une cuisine silencieuse, et ce petit plaisir discret de pr\u00e9parer quelque chose de bon apr\u00e8s une longue journ\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je suis rentr\u00e9, j\u2019ai pos\u00e9 mon sac, et sans m\u00eame allumer la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision, je me suis dirig\u00e9 vers la cuisine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sur la table, le sachet m\u2019attendait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Des blancs de poulet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Frais. Ou du moins\u2026 c\u2019est ce que je pensais.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Il y a quelque chose de rassurant dans les gestes habituels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sortir la viande.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ouvrir l\u2019emballage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sentir cette odeur neutre, presque absente.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Allumer le robinet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Laisser l\u2019eau couler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Je faisais tout \u00e7a sans r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comme toujours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mais cette fois\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quelque chose n\u2019allait pas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Au moment o\u00f9 j\u2019ai pass\u00e9 le poulet sous l\u2019eau, mes doigts ont senti une texture \u00e9trange.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pas ferme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pas \u00e9lastique comme d\u2019habitude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Non\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quelque chose de\u2026 fragile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

J\u2019ai appuy\u00e9 l\u00e9g\u00e8rement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et l\u00e0\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La viande s\u2019est ouverte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pas coup\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pas d\u00e9chir\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Non.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elle s\u2019est effrit\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En fines lamelles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comme si elle n\u2019avait jamais \u00e9t\u00e9 vraiment solide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Je suis rest\u00e9 immobile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

L\u2019eau coulait toujours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le bruit remplissait la pi\u00e8ce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mais dans ma t\u00eate\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un silence brutal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00ab Ce n\u2019est pas normal. \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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J\u2019ai pris un autre morceau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00eame chose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au moindre contact, les fibres se s\u00e9paraient.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comme du fil qu\u2019on tire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comme si la structure m\u00eame de la viande \u00e9tait\u2026 d\u00e9truite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Une sensation \u00e9trange m\u2019a travers\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pas encore de la peur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mais quelque chose de proche.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un malaise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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J\u2019ai coup\u00e9 un morceau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le couteau n\u2019a rencontr\u00e9 presque aucune r\u00e9sistance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comme s\u2019il passait \u00e0 travers quelque chose de d\u00e9j\u00e0 bris\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Je me suis souvenu de quelque chose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Une image.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un article lu quelque part.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un mot \u00e9trange.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

\u00ab Viande spaghetti \u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Un frisson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

On disait que c\u2019\u00e9tait rare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un d\u00e9faut musculaire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Une anomalie dans la structure du poulet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les fibres ne tiennent plus ensemble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elles se s\u00e9parent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se d\u00e9sagr\u00e8gent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Mais voir une photo\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et tenir \u00e7a entre ses mains\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce n\u2019est pas la m\u00eame chose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Je regardais ce que j\u2019avais achet\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce que j\u2019allais manger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Et une question s\u2019est impos\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Brutale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00ab Est-ce que c\u2019est vraiment de la nourriture ? \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Je me suis assis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le poulet encore dans l\u2019\u00e9vier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

L\u2019eau toujours en train de couler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Parce que ce moment\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce n\u2019\u00e9tait plus juste une question de cuisine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

C\u2019\u00e9tait une fissure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Une fissure dans quelque chose de plus grand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Je me suis mis \u00e0 chercher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c0 lire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c0 comprendre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Et ce que j\u2019ai d\u00e9couvert\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u2019a laiss\u00e9 sans voix.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ce ph\u00e9nom\u00e8ne, qu\u2019on appelle \u00ab viande spaghetti \u00bb, appara\u00eet surtout dans l\u2019\u00e9levage intensif.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Des poulets qui grandissent trop vite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beaucoup trop vite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Leur corps n\u2019a pas le temps de se construire correctement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les fibres musculaires deviennent faibles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e9sorganis\u00e9es.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fragiles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Le r\u00e9sultat ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Une viande qui perd sa structure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Qui se d\u00e9fait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Qui ressemble\u2026 \u00e0 ce que j\u2019avais dans les mains.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

On dit que ce n\u2019est pas dangereux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Que c\u2019est consommable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Mais \u00e0 ce moment-l\u00e0\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La question n\u2019\u00e9tait plus \u00ab dangereux ou pas \u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

C\u2019\u00e9tait autre chose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

\u00ab Qu\u2019est-ce que je mange vraiment ? \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Je me suis lev\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je suis retourn\u00e9 dans la cuisine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u2019ai regard\u00e9 une derni\u00e8re fois ces morceaux de poulet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Et j\u2019ai ressenti quelque chose d\u2019inattendu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pas du d\u00e9go\u00fbt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

De la tristesse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Parce que derri\u00e8re cette viande\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il y avait une histoire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Invisible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mais r\u00e9elle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Une histoire de production.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

De vitesse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

De rendement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Une histoire o\u00f9 le vivant devient un produit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Et soudain\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce d\u00eener banal n\u2019existait plus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Je n\u2019avais plus faim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

J\u2019ai \u00e9teint le robinet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le silence est revenu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Et dans ce silence\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Une d\u00e9cision.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Je ne pouvais pas continuer comme avant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pas apr\u00e8s avoir vu \u00e7a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pas apr\u00e8s avoir compris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Ce soir-l\u00e0, je n\u2019ai pas mang\u00e9 de poulet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Mais j\u2019ai appris quelque chose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quelque chose de simple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et d\u00e9rangeant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Tout ce qui est comestible\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nourrit-il vraiment ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Depuis, je regarde diff\u00e9remment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je choisis diff\u00e9remment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Pas parfaitement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mais consciemment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Parce que parfois\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il suffit d\u2019un d\u00e9tail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u2019un moment \u00e9trange.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u2019une texture qui ne devrait pas exister\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Pour ouvrir les yeux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Et ne plus jamais regarder son assiette de la m\u00eame mani\u00e8re.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Rien d\u2019extraordinaire. 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